Business is slow for Terry Leather, a London car dealer, married with children. He s an artful dodger, so Martine, a former model with a thing for him, brings him her scheme: a bank s alarm is off for a couple weeks, so let s tunnel into the vault. He assembles a team, not realizing her real goal is a safe deposit box with compromising photos of a royal: she needs the photos to trade for avoiding a jail sentence and M 5, or is it M 6, is pulling the strings two steps removed. A Trinidadian thug, a high end bordello owner, and a xxxxxographer also have things stored in the vault, so the break in threatens many a powerful personage. Is there any way these amateurs can pull it off?